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1. You chewed up my shoes
you little brat,
you ate my cellphone
you tortured the cat.
2. You killed my glasses
You peed in my car.
You chewed up my cables
You angered my by far.
3. You stole a few burgers
when dinner was made,
then on the couch
you threw up where you laid.
now I itch like mad.
You just stood and watched
you thought I was glad.
5. Yet even though you have made me mad
due to you, I never get sad.
You lick my hand when I feel down.
You make a smile out of my frown.
6. Despite what you've done,
and all the things you chew.
You know in your heart
I will always love you.
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